Saturday, October 28, 2006
WANTED:
One male sea horse, willing to marry one female human being with brown hair and eyes. Responsibilities and privileges of said relationship include changing the oil in said female’s car while making sure the car always has enough gas, making the salads for supper, being the strong protector during episodes of CSI, and most importantly – carrying and birthing the babies of this female being with brown hair and eyes.
Any interested sea horses are asked to contact Ms. K (said female with brown hair and eyes).
One male sea horse, willing to marry one female human being with brown hair and eyes. Responsibilities and privileges of said relationship include changing the oil in said female’s car while making sure the car always has enough gas, making the salads for supper, being the strong protector during episodes of CSI, and most importantly – carrying and birthing the babies of this female being with brown hair and eyes.
Any interested sea horses are asked to contact Ms. K (said female with brown hair and eyes).
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