Tuesday, October 05, 2004
The Bible According to Kids
Answers from some children when they took a test in Sunday School from www.manbottle.com:
Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like
Delilah.
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
still and he obeyed him.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
Answers from some children when they took a test in Sunday School from www.manbottle.com:
Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like
Delilah.
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
still and he obeyed him.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.